Well, do you know the Muffin Man? OH! That's what I thought!
Friday, June 5, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Charlie the Unicorn 1 & 2
Charlie the Unicorn is a very funny movie (actually two movies) that are on YouTube. They are about 7 minutes long, and are very weird and hilarious. They also are rated PG13 for some Unicorns. Not really. Anyways, I auditioned for a talent show with my friends singing the song "Put a Banana in Your Ear" from Charlie the Unicorn 2, and did a skit from Charlie the Unicorn 2.
PLOT
Charlie the Unicorn 1: Charlie is a unicorn, and is not the happiest thing alive. In fact, he's quite the opposite. He is awakened by two, happy unicorns. One's purple, the other pink. They tell him that they found a map, to Candy Mountain, and they convince Charlie to come a long with them. As they walk, the pink and purple unicorns bring Charlie to a leopluradon. This leoplurdon is supposed to tell them the way to Candy Mountain, and Charlie says there's no such thing. The happy unicorns shun the non-believer. Then, the leopluradon screeches some things and they walk off, and Charlie says "It didn't say anything!" Here's the script for my favorite scene.
Purple: It's just over this bridge Charlie,
Pink: This magical bridge, of hope and wonder!
Charlie: Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, guys, we shouldn't be on this thing!
Purple: Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
Charlie: I'm right here! What do you want?
Purple: We're on a bridge, Charlie!
They then arrive at what seems like an innocent candy store called Candy Mountain, and they convince Charlie to go inside the cave with some singing letters. When he enters, the doors close and Charlie is knocked out. Charlie awakes to find that they took his kidney.
Charlie the Unicorn 2: Charlie is watching TV, when the two unicorns scuba dive in air above Charlie. Charlie tells them to leave, but a vortex on Charlie's back opens, and they are pulled in. They come out with an amulet. They tell Charlie that if they don't take it to the Banana King, the Vortex would open and let out a thousand years of darkness. Charlie comes. They come upon a Z while making "BLL" noises, say some Spanish, and make the Z light up. They leave. Then, they come upon the Choo-Choo-Shoe, and Charlie walks instead of riding this giant sneaker. Then they get to the Temple of the Banana King, and a frog with a tail, also known as a Frogus, coes out of the ground and tells Charlie that he must put a banana in his ear in a song called "Put a Banana in Your Ear." When the song is over, the Frogus bursts into flames, and the amulet shines a spotlight on Charlie. It lifts him off the ground, and reavels all...Charlie's the Banana King! After convincing Charlie, they leave, and Charlie falls. He walks home, to find that they robbed him. Then, the Vortex opens, and the uncorns come out, say "BLL" and the movie is over.
So, that's Charlie the Unicorn! Whoa, this has been a long post! Bye!
PLOT
Charlie the Unicorn 1: Charlie is a unicorn, and is not the happiest thing alive. In fact, he's quite the opposite. He is awakened by two, happy unicorns. One's purple, the other pink. They tell him that they found a map, to Candy Mountain, and they convince Charlie to come a long with them. As they walk, the pink and purple unicorns bring Charlie to a leopluradon. This leoplurdon is supposed to tell them the way to Candy Mountain, and Charlie says there's no such thing. The happy unicorns shun the non-believer. Then, the leopluradon screeches some things and they walk off, and Charlie says "It didn't say anything!" Here's the script for my favorite scene.
Purple: It's just over this bridge Charlie,
Pink: This magical bridge, of hope and wonder!
Charlie: Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, guys, we shouldn't be on this thing!
Purple: Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
Charlie: I'm right here! What do you want?
Purple: We're on a bridge, Charlie!
They then arrive at what seems like an innocent candy store called Candy Mountain, and they convince Charlie to go inside the cave with some singing letters. When he enters, the doors close and Charlie is knocked out. Charlie awakes to find that they took his kidney.
Charlie the Unicorn 2: Charlie is watching TV, when the two unicorns scuba dive in air above Charlie. Charlie tells them to leave, but a vortex on Charlie's back opens, and they are pulled in. They come out with an amulet. They tell Charlie that if they don't take it to the Banana King, the Vortex would open and let out a thousand years of darkness. Charlie comes. They come upon a Z while making "BLL" noises, say some Spanish, and make the Z light up. They leave. Then, they come upon the Choo-Choo-Shoe, and Charlie walks instead of riding this giant sneaker. Then they get to the Temple of the Banana King, and a frog with a tail, also known as a Frogus, coes out of the ground and tells Charlie that he must put a banana in his ear in a song called "Put a Banana in Your Ear." When the song is over, the Frogus bursts into flames, and the amulet shines a spotlight on Charlie. It lifts him off the ground, and reavels all...Charlie's the Banana King! After convincing Charlie, they leave, and Charlie falls. He walks home, to find that they robbed him. Then, the Vortex opens, and the uncorns come out, say "BLL" and the movie is over.
So, that's Charlie the Unicorn! Whoa, this has been a long post! Bye!
Arrested Development
This is the BEST show EVER, but it's no longer on TV. I'm depressed. Yes I am! Well, I just want to tell you that anyone who's anyone would go and buy ALL THREE SEASONS of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. It is so awesome! That's where I got my catch phrase: "Mista F!" It was in the third seaosn when Michael Bluth was dating this stupid girl named Rita. She was from Britan, and Michael found her because he needed to read a document that was for BRITISH EYES ONLY! She was British, and "asked her out", well, he tried, but he was a little rusty with girls, most importantly British girls. This has been an entry for BRITISH EYES ONLY!
If your eyes are not 1 tenth or more British, GET OUT! Well, it's too late because the entry is over. Too bad, so sad. :(!
If your eyes are not 1 tenth or more British, GET OUT! Well, it's too late because the entry is over. Too bad, so sad. :(!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
All About "Fashion"
Since VMFM is a huge hit, I, Michael the Maniac hereby pledge that I will serve my duty in my communtiy, helping others and making sure that all clothes are my style, not something people call "fashion". What is "fashion" anyways? FASHION IS A MENACE! I think that fashion is the Opokolips. (Did I spell that right?) Always wear jeans, a collared shirt, and maybe a sweater on top, but a wolly, one color sweater, but maybe with Mickey Mouse on it, or lines across, but no lines going down. Yep, Big Boat. Avatar. The Last Airbender. Cory In The House. If you like the blog page on Vote Michael for Maniac, then you'll love this site. Anyways, never go near "fashion".
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